File under Tuesday

Let's see...
Paid the tax man on Monday...
Singer went to jail on Friday...
Banker won't return calls pertaining to the home loan...
Lady friend wants to get her eyes cut on...
Record company that won't pay their bill...
Bussiness mortgage is overdue...
No clean underware...
Mac is making strange/LOUD noises...
Too cold for AC...Too hot for heater...
Gas coming up on $3 a gallon...
Non Profit is on hold...
And the cat has taken to random vomiting around the house...

Ladies and Gentleman, I thank god for everyday that I'm alive.